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**Kyle's Landscaping Manifesto: 5 Rules**
**Rule #1: Find Your Vision and Follow It**
Kyle has a vision he's stood like Patton, Alexander the great, with everything that truly matters the tree, the fence the doggy door at stake. Kyle will guide you take your yard to places that idiot with the kid who peed in the bird bath can't dream of.
**Rule #2: Never Ever Think Small**
You save time get the instant gratification you want with grown shrubs for the price you pay for puny babies.
**Rule #3: Ignore the Naysayers**
Ignore the neighbors. Tell them to go to hell maybe Kyle will decorate their birdbath.
**Rule #4: Work Your Ass Off**
Make Kyle work his ass off don't worry about him it's not hot.
**Rule #5: Don't Just Take, Give Something Back**
When he's through you ring the sweat out of your clean gloves while Kyle drinks from the hose make sure you pay him. You now have best yard money can buy.
*Even the best advisers had help.*
**Postscript:**
Kyle's back and better than ever got his 40th season. His legacy is your property.
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